You know the drill by now. Episode can be viewed here.
Another fairly mundane episode this week. Lauren learns that Jason is engaged, Spencer and Heidi make me reach for the Emetrol yet again and everyone drinks! (My tolerance to alcohol at this point is pathetic. After pickling my liver at The Best Friend's birthday bash in July, I haven't been able to stomach more than one drink, regardless of what it is.)
Drinking with rock stars always means doing more than one shot. I don't pal around with rock stars on a daily basis or anything, but I have read Hammer of the Gods enough times to realize that any rock star worth his salt is probably half-a-step away from being a full-fledged alcoholic.
The fact that Heidi doesn't get Spencer's impassivity to china and other registry items proves that she is woefully ignorant when it comes to the nuances of men. As a general rule, most heterosexual men do not get all a'flutter when confronted with place settings. You want to see men get really excited about something? Round up his boys and toss a Wii, a copy of Madden 2008 and a 24-pack of beer in the mix.
In regards to Jason and Katja's engagement -- dub? This was pretty much my reaction too.
Yeah.
Why would a girl with a future (Katja Decker-Sadowski is a national tennis champ) want to get her fingerprints all over that train wreck? I realize that women are attracted to bad boys, but there's 'Bad Boy' and then, there's lifetime liability...and guess which category Wahler falls into?
Why was everyone playing dress-up this episode? Heidi looked like a little girl who got a little too into her Bridal Barbie playset. And Whitney with that fedora and those oversized red-framed sunglasses? Yikes. No, honey. No. I realize vintage is very cool, but a smash-and-grab of the $0.50 table at Goodwill is never a good idea.
Quote of the Week: Again, our winner is Lauren for this little vocal gem: "I don't picture my engagement party to have a keg and a Bob Marley poster." If you are in possession of either, you're probably not old enough to be considering marriage or possibly even drinking legally. Oh yeah and odds are, you're also a massive toolbox.
And speaking of tools, it's time for another edition of You Look Like A Pratt!
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This week, Pratt-Daddy unveiled, 'The Beavis' -- an insult to low-brow humor fans everywhere. The resemblance really is startling. Everything from the fluffy blond pompadour to those harpic white teeth.
And while we're on the subject, you know what kind of asshole is embarrassed to tell his folks that he's getting married? The same kind of asshole who would stage a faux engagement for a reality show.
Next week: Vegas, baby, Vegas! More Lo! More Brody! And our favorite hyphenate return -- oh, Justin-Bobby.
Another fairly mundane episode this week. Lauren learns that Jason is engaged, Spencer and Heidi make me reach for the Emetrol yet again and everyone drinks! (My tolerance to alcohol at this point is pathetic. After pickling my liver at The Best Friend's birthday bash in July, I haven't been able to stomach more than one drink, regardless of what it is.)
Drinking with rock stars always means doing more than one shot. I don't pal around with rock stars on a daily basis or anything, but I have read Hammer of the Gods enough times to realize that any rock star worth his salt is probably half-a-step away from being a full-fledged alcoholic.
The fact that Heidi doesn't get Spencer's impassivity to china and other registry items proves that she is woefully ignorant when it comes to the nuances of men. As a general rule, most heterosexual men do not get all a'flutter when confronted with place settings. You want to see men get really excited about something? Round up his boys and toss a Wii, a copy of Madden 2008 and a 24-pack of beer in the mix.
In regards to Jason and Katja's engagement -- dub? This was pretty much my reaction too.
Yeah.
Why would a girl with a future (Katja Decker-Sadowski is a national tennis champ) want to get her fingerprints all over that train wreck? I realize that women are attracted to bad boys, but there's 'Bad Boy' and then, there's lifetime liability...and guess which category Wahler falls into?
Why was everyone playing dress-up this episode? Heidi looked like a little girl who got a little too into her Bridal Barbie playset. And Whitney with that fedora and those oversized red-framed sunglasses? Yikes. No, honey. No. I realize vintage is very cool, but a smash-and-grab of the $0.50 table at Goodwill is never a good idea.
Quote of the Week: Again, our winner is Lauren for this little vocal gem: "I don't picture my engagement party to have a keg and a Bob Marley poster." If you are in possession of either, you're probably not old enough to be considering marriage or possibly even drinking legally. Oh yeah and odds are, you're also a massive toolbox.
And speaking of tools, it's time for another edition of You Look Like A Pratt!
= 
This week, Pratt-Daddy unveiled, 'The Beavis' -- an insult to low-brow humor fans everywhere. The resemblance really is startling. Everything from the fluffy blond pompadour to those harpic white teeth.
And while we're on the subject, you know what kind of asshole is embarrassed to tell his folks that he's getting married? The same kind of asshole who would stage a faux engagement for a reality show.
Next week: Vegas, baby, Vegas! More Lo! More Brody! And our favorite hyphenate return -- oh, Justin-Bobby.
2 comments on "The Hills: For Better Or Worse"
I like LC and i liked her in Laguna Beach but after LB S.2 i was done with teen drama realities haha i haven't watch and i don't think i will be watching the Hills.
See, I just got sucked in. It's one of those ridiculous fluffy shows you can put on when your brain is tired. You don't have to think too much -- you just watch and pass judgment.
However, when it comes to the rest of the teen dramas on television -- I'm definitely done.
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