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Spencer's pseudo-slop was nauseating. "I miss you..." Dude, she's in the same city and you'll be blowing up her cell all day. Now, I realize there might be a little of the pot/kettle situation happening here considering just how much I write about missing my fiance, but for the most part, 1000 miles separated us -- not approximately 30 Starbucks locations (What's that, like five miles in L.A.?)
Speaking of Working Gal Barbie -- that's exactly what Heidi resembled: a working gal. She needs to pick up an issue of Glamour because that much cleavage at work? Definitely a don't.
The Ketchup thing was painfully planned for optimum drama. I mean, they live in Los Angeles where a new bar opens every half-hour. Would it really have been that hard for Heidi and Spencer (Spiedi? Henser?) to find a different venue to patronize?
Quote of the Week: The honor goes again to Lauren. Upon seeing Jason bobbing around idiotically in his seat, Miss Conrad commented, "That's good. You should do that when you meet people." With dry, cool wit like that -- she could be an action hero. Runner-up? Heidi of all people for the snarky, "Maybe they're back into movie-making action..." Now, I'm not saying Heidi and Spencer are the ones who spread that rumor, but judging by the look on her face -- I'd say it was pretty obvious.
Or...maybe she was just in serious need of a bowel movement. You know, other than Spencer.
Oh and speaking of Miss Montag -- who taught her the word, 'baffling'? Hearing her say that was like watching a chimp use tools for the first time. I was, well...baffled by it.
Love Lauren's gray dress! I can't find a picture of it anywhere yet, but as soon as I do -- I want. I want. I want.
Homeboy probably would poison Lauren's drink. And on that note, it's time for this week's edition of: You Look Like A Pratt.
This week, I noticed Spencer making a face that looked like an unholy union between Egon Spengler and Slimer, both from the 1984 classic, Ghostbusters. I like to refer to this face as the Slime-gler:
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Unfortunately, I couldn't find a screencap of the face, so this week -- use your imaginations and check out Pratt Daddy throwing up some seriously distended hand-signs. 90038 REPRESENT!
Score for Elodie. I'd glad she gave Heidi a dressing down because Miss Montag is in dire need of one. When all of your friends jump ship, that probably means you did something wrong.
Why didn't my Loser Ex ever buy me a Chanel handbag? I don't remember that dude buying me as much as a stick of gum. Although, my loser ex never resembled a beaver in heat, so maybe it all evens out.
Final thoughts:
If we substituted a letter in the word 'aunt', we'd have a pretty good description of Heidi and Pratt-Daddy? The word begins with a 'C' and ends with an 'R', but ain't 'Contractor.'
In regards to next week's episode -- who doesn't tell their parents about their upcoming nuptials? Douchebags, that's who. Heidi, welcome to the life of being a Starter Wife. You better get yourself an iron-clad pre-nup, darling.
Oh and real quick before I dash off, let's talk about the Tila Tequila show. She's not straight and she's not gay. She's just a ho, fo' sho'.
Spencer's pseudo-slop was nauseating. "I miss you..." Dude, she's in the same city and you'll be blowing up her cell all day. Now, I realize there might be a little of the pot/kettle situation happening here considering just how much I write about missing my fiance, but for the most part, 1000 miles separated us -- not approximately 30 Starbucks locations (What's that, like five miles in L.A.?)
Speaking of Working Gal Barbie -- that's exactly what Heidi resembled: a working gal. She needs to pick up an issue of Glamour because that much cleavage at work? Definitely a don't.
The Ketchup thing was painfully planned for optimum drama. I mean, they live in Los Angeles where a new bar opens every half-hour. Would it really have been that hard for Heidi and Spencer (Spiedi? Henser?) to find a different venue to patronize?
Quote of the Week: The honor goes again to Lauren. Upon seeing Jason bobbing around idiotically in his seat, Miss Conrad commented, "That's good. You should do that when you meet people." With dry, cool wit like that -- she could be an action hero. Runner-up? Heidi of all people for the snarky, "Maybe they're back into movie-making action..." Now, I'm not saying Heidi and Spencer are the ones who spread that rumor, but judging by the look on her face -- I'd say it was pretty obvious.
Or...maybe she was just in serious need of a bowel movement. You know, other than Spencer.
Oh and speaking of Miss Montag -- who taught her the word, 'baffling'? Hearing her say that was like watching a chimp use tools for the first time. I was, well...baffled by it.
Love Lauren's gray dress! I can't find a picture of it anywhere yet, but as soon as I do -- I want. I want. I want.
Homeboy probably would poison Lauren's drink. And on that note, it's time for this week's edition of: You Look Like A Pratt.
This week, I noticed Spencer making a face that looked like an unholy union between Egon Spengler and Slimer, both from the 1984 classic, Ghostbusters. I like to refer to this face as the Slime-gler:
+ 
= 
Unfortunately, I couldn't find a screencap of the face, so this week -- use your imaginations and check out Pratt Daddy throwing up some seriously distended hand-signs. 90038 REPRESENT!
Score for Elodie. I'd glad she gave Heidi a dressing down because Miss Montag is in dire need of one. When all of your friends jump ship, that probably means you did something wrong.
Why didn't my Loser Ex ever buy me a Chanel handbag? I don't remember that dude buying me as much as a stick of gum. Although, my loser ex never resembled a beaver in heat, so maybe it all evens out.
Final thoughts:
If we substituted a letter in the word 'aunt', we'd have a pretty good description of Heidi and Pratt-Daddy? The word begins with a 'C' and ends with an 'R', but ain't 'Contractor.'
In regards to next week's episode -- who doesn't tell their parents about their upcoming nuptials? Douchebags, that's who. Heidi, welcome to the life of being a Starter Wife. You better get yourself an iron-clad pre-nup, darling.
Oh and real quick before I dash off, let's talk about the Tila Tequila show. She's not straight and she's not gay. She's just a ho, fo' sho'.
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