I've got this odd habit of talking while I'm asleep. Random, disconnected flotsam that springs up apropos of nothing.
I'll be fast asleep and all of sudden, I'll find myself in a middle of a conversation.
At first, Dan was a little weirded out by it, but now, he finds it hilarious and has taken to seeing how far he can wind me up before I actually wake up.
Some gems from the past couple of months:
- "But you know, Rolling Stone magazine has never given Krusty the Clown a fair shake..."
Jaime: The ad campaign isn't very good....
Dan: What? What ad campaign?
[I wake up all of a sudden]
Jaime: Ad campaign? What the hell are you talking about?
[Dan looks bemused...again]
Jaime: Do you think the Batdance will be in the new movie?
Dan: Huh? Oh. Well, what do you think?
Jaime: I think it would be interesting but I can't see Christian Bale doing it.
[Dan starts laughing and I wake up with a start]
Jaime: Huh?! What? Why are you laughing?
Talking while I'm asleep. I always knew that characterization of me as Little Miss Chatterbox was spot-on.
I'll be fast asleep and all of sudden, I'll find myself in a middle of a conversation.
At first, Dan was a little weirded out by it, but now, he finds it hilarious and has taken to seeing how far he can wind me up before I actually wake up.
Some gems from the past couple of months:
- "But you know, Rolling Stone magazine has never given Krusty the Clown a fair shake..."
Jaime: The ad campaign isn't very good....
Dan: What? What ad campaign?
[I wake up all of a sudden]
Jaime: Ad campaign? What the hell are you talking about?
[Dan looks bemused...again]
Jaime: Do you think the Batdance will be in the new movie?
Dan: Huh? Oh. Well, what do you think?
Jaime: I think it would be interesting but I can't see Christian Bale doing it.
[Dan starts laughing and I wake up with a start]
Jaime: Huh?! What? Why are you laughing?
Talking while I'm asleep. I always knew that characterization of me as Little Miss Chatterbox was spot-on.
1 comments on "Sweet beautiful drunk talk"
LMAO Brian talks in his sleep too, and I do the same thing to him!!!
I try to squeeze info from him all the time...and he never wakes up or even remembers lol
It's so funny that you wake up though. I can just imagine your face all groggy like "WTF?!"
~Missy
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