If you missed it or just feel like destroying braincells, you can watch last night's episode online here.
This week's episode was another quiet one, despite the fact that both Heidi's 21st birthday and the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party were central to the storyline. You think the writers for this show went on strike long before the rest of the WGA did?
Completely beyond me is the fact that MTV edited the show to make it seem like Miss Montag had a quiet 21st birthday when in actuality, she spent it at Los Angeles hotspot LAX (also known DJ Am's digs) bleating out her new single. There's even video of the musical massacre.
Firstly, Heidi. Hire a choreographer, stat. Having a seizure to music does not constitute as dancing and secondly, I realize MTV is on par with the Bush administration when it comes to deception and trickery, but come on. I may watch The Hills, but I'm not that stupid.
Speaking of Heidi, you know how I'm constantly coveting her job? Changed my mind! I want Audrina's job. I had completely forgotten that she worked for Epic Records. I would love to work for a record label. Especially one like Epic whose talent roster includes AC/DC, Pearl Jam and Ben Folds. The schmoozing and drinking with musicians would be nice, but I'd much rather work in the background. Hell, I'd edit copy on lyric sheets and go on coffee runs if it meant a job at a label.
Oh and in case you're wondering -- the Naughty Schoolgirl cocktail Audrina ordered at One consists of Stoli Raz, lemonade, a raspberry sugar rim and a lollypop garnish. But, education doesn't come cheap. If you want to down one of these luscious libations, be prepared to pony up $13 per drink.
The tension between Justin-Bobby and the dude from The Ruse was hilarious. I realize that our boy Bobby hardly qualifies as a loquacious lothario, but what the hell does, "she's a good girl" really even mean? Does it mean that you're dating her or does it mean that Miss Patridge won't hop on the good foot and do the bad thing? I'm not saying the dude from The Ruse was a great catch, but JB is an anchor dragging down the good ship Audrina.
And the topic of lousy significant others leads us directly to this week's edition of You Look Like A Pratt!
We've seen the 'Bitch, I'mma Brain You' face. We've seen 'The Beavis.' And this week, Pratt-Daddy revealed another fascinating facet of his glowing personality. The Attentive Boyfriend.
Note the lovelight in Pratt-Daddy's eyes as he tenderly caresses the keypad on his iPhone. Listen, Admiral Douchenozzle. I realize you just dropped what probably qualifies as a tuition payment on Heidi's Chanel Bag, but dude, put away the phone and spend some time actually talking to your fiance.
Quote of the Week: There is no QOTW this week, ladies and gentlemen. Remember, you're watching The Hills, not House.
Next Week: Heidi and Lauren meet to make up! Unless someone really goes for the gold, I've already got next week's Quote of the Week lined up. Lauren telling Heidi -- "I want to forgive you and I want to forget you."
Smart girl, that Lauren. I just wish I had the intelligence to have told my exes the same thing.
This week's episode was another quiet one, despite the fact that both Heidi's 21st birthday and the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party were central to the storyline. You think the writers for this show went on strike long before the rest of the WGA did?
Completely beyond me is the fact that MTV edited the show to make it seem like Miss Montag had a quiet 21st birthday when in actuality, she spent it at Los Angeles hotspot LAX (also known DJ Am's digs) bleating out her new single. There's even video of the musical massacre.
Firstly, Heidi. Hire a choreographer, stat. Having a seizure to music does not constitute as dancing and secondly, I realize MTV is on par with the Bush administration when it comes to deception and trickery, but come on. I may watch The Hills, but I'm not that stupid.
Speaking of Heidi, you know how I'm constantly coveting her job? Changed my mind! I want Audrina's job. I had completely forgotten that she worked for Epic Records. I would love to work for a record label. Especially one like Epic whose talent roster includes AC/DC, Pearl Jam and Ben Folds. The schmoozing and drinking with musicians would be nice, but I'd much rather work in the background. Hell, I'd edit copy on lyric sheets and go on coffee runs if it meant a job at a label.
Oh and in case you're wondering -- the Naughty Schoolgirl cocktail Audrina ordered at One consists of Stoli Raz, lemonade, a raspberry sugar rim and a lollypop garnish. But, education doesn't come cheap. If you want to down one of these luscious libations, be prepared to pony up $13 per drink.
The tension between Justin-Bobby and the dude from The Ruse was hilarious. I realize that our boy Bobby hardly qualifies as a loquacious lothario, but what the hell does, "she's a good girl" really even mean? Does it mean that you're dating her or does it mean that Miss Patridge won't hop on the good foot and do the bad thing? I'm not saying the dude from The Ruse was a great catch, but JB is an anchor dragging down the good ship Audrina.
And the topic of lousy significant others leads us directly to this week's edition of You Look Like A Pratt!
We've seen the 'Bitch, I'mma Brain You' face. We've seen 'The Beavis.' And this week, Pratt-Daddy revealed another fascinating facet of his glowing personality. The Attentive Boyfriend.
Note the lovelight in Pratt-Daddy's eyes as he tenderly caresses the keypad on his iPhone. Listen, Admiral Douchenozzle. I realize you just dropped what probably qualifies as a tuition payment on Heidi's Chanel Bag, but dude, put away the phone and spend some time actually talking to your fiance.
Quote of the Week: There is no QOTW this week, ladies and gentlemen. Remember, you're watching The Hills, not House.
Next Week: Heidi and Lauren meet to make up! Unless someone really goes for the gold, I've already got next week's Quote of the Week lined up. Lauren telling Heidi -- "I want to forgive you and I want to forget you."
Smart girl, that Lauren. I just wish I had the intelligence to have told my exes the same thing.
2 comments on "The Hills: Young Hollywood"
LAX isn't in Hollywood. It's in Vegas.
Actually, there is an LAX in Los Angeles too.
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