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This week: The ladies got into the Halloween spirit, She-Pratt meddled in her brother's relationship with Heidi causing even more tension and strife and Lauren and Brody played another exhausting round of emotional tug of war. Lauren is not going to be with Brody unless he reforms his philandering ways, so he either needs to do so and be with her or tell her straight up that it's not going to happen and stop stringing her along.
Oh and can we talk about his game or lack thereof? Brody is seriously going to dislocate his neck due to his wandering eyes. I thought checking out girls in front of other girls was a subtle art that took years to refine? And the beautiful eyes line? Come on, dude -- what are you? A rank amateur?
Quote of the Week: Our defending champion and possible clairvoyant, Miss Lauren Conrad for quipping, "Please, he'll couple with Frankie before me."
And like magic, Messieurs Jenner and Delgado show up dressed as the Dynamic Duo. Whitney was spot-on with her observation that this twosome were more like Siegfried and Roy because television's Batman and Robin were the biggest closet cases ever. Even more so than Ace and Gary.
I loved Lauren's flapper costume. The make-up was expertly applied and she can actually pull off dark hair very well. I'm ethnic and I don't think I could go that dark without looking ridiculous. Speaking of -- I want to dye my hair again. I'm thinking of staying with the rich chocolatey brown for now and then, when the weather gets warmer, going back to the caramel brown I love so much.
Return of the Lo! I honestly don't know why she doesn't have her own show yet. Every single girl needs a BFF she can go on a date with. Scratch that. Every girl, single or not, needs a BFF who'll tell them, "Well, I can be your boyfriend tonight."
Do I suck because I'm in love with Audrina's blue beret?
I found a knock-off at Forever XXI that will probably be making a cameo in my closet very, very soon.
J.Bob never liked to kiss? Huge red flag there. How can someone dislike kissing? I mean, I can understand it if your partner's awful (an ex of mine used to slobber like a rabid dachshund and it was truly foul) but apart from that? Next to live music, kissing is my favorite thing in the world.
You Look Like A Pratt: Usually, this is reserved for the aesthetic douchery of Spencer Pratt, but in this case, Brody Jenner gets the honors.
Flannel and backwards baseball cap? 1993 was fifteen years ago, dude and it didn't look good back then. To quote the great philosopher Cher Horowitz, "So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on. It looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so."
The Fight: Pre-wedding jitters lead to a blow-out between Heidi and Spencer in which Spencer acted like a seven-year-old and mimicked Heidi in a high-pitched and thoroughly annoying voice. If you're still using this tactic to win debates, you seriously need to reconsider getting married. It didn't work when you were seven and it's not going to work now. Getting married at the age of 21 is a bad idea. Getting married at the age of 21 to a complete assbag like Pratt-Daddy? It's suicide.
And on a final, somewhat lighter note -- you've gotta feel bad for Britney in Canada. 'Britney Canada Whore' is hardly an affectionate term of endearment.
Next week: The season finale in which Spencer and Heidi's relationship is on the rocks and Whitney gets the chance to hit Paris once again.
This week: The ladies got into the Halloween spirit, She-Pratt meddled in her brother's relationship with Heidi causing even more tension and strife and Lauren and Brody played another exhausting round of emotional tug of war. Lauren is not going to be with Brody unless he reforms his philandering ways, so he either needs to do so and be with her or tell her straight up that it's not going to happen and stop stringing her along.
Oh and can we talk about his game or lack thereof? Brody is seriously going to dislocate his neck due to his wandering eyes. I thought checking out girls in front of other girls was a subtle art that took years to refine? And the beautiful eyes line? Come on, dude -- what are you? A rank amateur?
Quote of the Week: Our defending champion and possible clairvoyant, Miss Lauren Conrad for quipping, "Please, he'll couple with Frankie before me."
And like magic, Messieurs Jenner and Delgado show up dressed as the Dynamic Duo. Whitney was spot-on with her observation that this twosome were more like Siegfried and Roy because television's Batman and Robin were the biggest closet cases ever. Even more so than Ace and Gary.
I loved Lauren's flapper costume. The make-up was expertly applied and she can actually pull off dark hair very well. I'm ethnic and I don't think I could go that dark without looking ridiculous. Speaking of -- I want to dye my hair again. I'm thinking of staying with the rich chocolatey brown for now and then, when the weather gets warmer, going back to the caramel brown I love so much.
Return of the Lo! I honestly don't know why she doesn't have her own show yet. Every single girl needs a BFF she can go on a date with. Scratch that. Every girl, single or not, needs a BFF who'll tell them, "Well, I can be your boyfriend tonight."
Do I suck because I'm in love with Audrina's blue beret?
I found a knock-off at Forever XXI that will probably be making a cameo in my closet very, very soon.
J.Bob never liked to kiss? Huge red flag there. How can someone dislike kissing? I mean, I can understand it if your partner's awful (an ex of mine used to slobber like a rabid dachshund and it was truly foul) but apart from that? Next to live music, kissing is my favorite thing in the world.
You Look Like A Pratt: Usually, this is reserved for the aesthetic douchery of Spencer Pratt, but in this case, Brody Jenner gets the honors.
Flannel and backwards baseball cap? 1993 was fifteen years ago, dude and it didn't look good back then. To quote the great philosopher Cher Horowitz, "So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on. It looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so."
The Fight: Pre-wedding jitters lead to a blow-out between Heidi and Spencer in which Spencer acted like a seven-year-old and mimicked Heidi in a high-pitched and thoroughly annoying voice. If you're still using this tactic to win debates, you seriously need to reconsider getting married. It didn't work when you were seven and it's not going to work now. Getting married at the age of 21 is a bad idea. Getting married at the age of 21 to a complete assbag like Pratt-Daddy? It's suicide.
And on a final, somewhat lighter note -- you've gotta feel bad for Britney in Canada. 'Britney Canada Whore' is hardly an affectionate term of endearment.
Next week: The season finale in which Spencer and Heidi's relationship is on the rocks and Whitney gets the chance to hit Paris once again.
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