Lilo:
I know we've never been particularly close. I've hated all of your movies except Mean Girls (and even then, I dug Lacey Chabert and Rachel McAdams over you), your party girl ethos seems pointless and shallow and I get the feeling that if we had gone to high school together, you would have been a huge bitch to me...until you wanted help on your English term paper.
But all that aside, I've gotta tell you -- girl, you are looking fierce here.
I love that dress and am thisclose to cheating on my fiance with those gorgeous boots you're rocking.
Give me the outfit or give me the name of a place where I can get the ludicrously cheap knock-off and I promise to be nicer next time you drunkenly stumble out of some club looking like something Amy Winehouse threw up.
Hugs and kisses!
Jaime xx
P.S. -- Can you introduce me to Ron Livingston?
I know we've never been particularly close. I've hated all of your movies except Mean Girls (and even then, I dug Lacey Chabert and Rachel McAdams over you), your party girl ethos seems pointless and shallow and I get the feeling that if we had gone to high school together, you would have been a huge bitch to me...until you wanted help on your English term paper.
But all that aside, I've gotta tell you -- girl, you are looking fierce here.
I love that dress and am thisclose to cheating on my fiance with those gorgeous boots you're rocking.
Give me the outfit or give me the name of a place where I can get the ludicrously cheap knock-off and I promise to be nicer next time you drunkenly stumble out of some club looking like something Amy Winehouse threw up.
Hugs and kisses!
Jaime xx
P.S. -- Can you introduce me to Ron Livingston?
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