Did becoming pregnant just get easier or something? Was everyone's birth control replaced with Tic-Tacs? Is someone tainting the L.A. area supply of overpriced coffee drinks with fertility drugs? What the hell is going on?
Last night, my sister called me to break the news that Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney's 16-year-old sibling) was pregnant. I didn't believe it at first and said I had seen the same rumor reported by OK Magazine, but then, my sister responded with a sentence that got all my journalistic nerves tingling -- "It's on all the wires."
Jamie Lynn and her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge.
I was shocked until I realized that the Spears women excel at embodying that masochistic credo -- "Women. The only thing they're good for is making trouble, sandwiches and babies."
I guess we can expect a Very Special Episode of Zoey 101 sometime in the near future.
And then, this morning -- I hear how Lily Allen's expecting her first child.
Yazaccinos, people! We've talked about this!
Last night, my sister called me to break the news that Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney's 16-year-old sibling) was pregnant. I didn't believe it at first and said I had seen the same rumor reported by OK Magazine, but then, my sister responded with a sentence that got all my journalistic nerves tingling -- "It's on all the wires."
Jamie Lynn and her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge.
I was shocked until I realized that the Spears women excel at embodying that masochistic credo -- "Women. The only thing they're good for is making trouble, sandwiches and babies."
I guess we can expect a Very Special Episode of Zoey 101 sometime in the near future.
And then, this morning -- I hear how Lily Allen's expecting her first child.
Yazaccinos, people! We've talked about this!
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