A conversation between The Best Friend and I: Jaime: You know who's got a great butt?
The Best Friend: Who?
Jaime: Jessica Alba:
The Best Friend: [Unintelligible noises that sound like a combination between heavy breathing, gurgling and Homer Simpson's Mmmmm noise].
Jaime: Dude, are you OK?
The Best Friend: Sorry -- I was just thinking about Jessica Alba's ass.
Jaime: Do all men act like that when doing so?
The Best Friend: Pretty much.
So, here's the mission. I need to get my butt to the gym and make it look as bad-ass as Jessica Alba's.
6 comments on "I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."
Ms. Alba's ass is most certainly wonderful... but the most prolific posterior I've ever seen (sadly, not personally... yet) belongs to Keyra Augustina. Far better than that toad faced frump Vida Guerra. I'll never forgive her for her booty deception. I hate magazines JJ. Please let all your lady friends, if they don't know already, that all those magazine shoots are retarded. Those pictures get so doctored that I don't know why they just haven't been drawing these girls from scratch at the get go just to eliminate paying these pitiful harlequinns.
Now that is a dunkie butt. It has to be fake -- Photoshop, ass implants or something because that is truly a remarkable rump.
As for Miss Guerra -- every dimple of cellulite represents a lie she [and her prevaricating posterior] unleashed on the world. Shame on her, but a kudos to the digital artist. They did a fantastic job covering up that orange peel.
Teach a class, Willard. Show the men of your generation that silicone parts are indeed made for toys. Lead the revolution!
HAH! Orangle peel. I love it. I dunno Jaime. I with it was as simple as a class. I think I'm in the minority of guys that don't care for all the plastics and collagens of plastic surgery. There's a time and place for girls with that kinda work, and it's called porn.
*Disclaimer: I'm not saying woman that has plastic surgery is a porn star. Just a joke, so lighten up.*
wish, not with^ and I'm rewriting that disclamer because of spelling errors and tense mismatches.
*Disclaimer: I'm not saying that all women that have had plastic surgery are pron stars. Just a joke, so lighten up*.
I really kinda butchered that the first time. To the Pit of Depair with me :(
aaaaand i mispelled porn... i quit
and 'Orangle', but who's counting? ;)
You and Wesley share a similar philopsophy: "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
We've got to find you a Perfect 10, Willis. Anything less would be unacceptable.
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