I'll get you, my pretty...and your little blog too!

There's a tornado warning in Chester County until 3:00 p.m. today.

Ummm....didn't I leave all this stuff behind when I left Florida? Dub tee eff, inclement weather. Dub tee eff.

I'll let y'all know if I see some green-faced biddy flying around on a bicycle, but until then -- think good thoughts for me and pray the power doesn't go out.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

The Best Friend woke me up this morning at 6:45.

I don't have class on Friday, so usually he just comes in to say goodbye before he leaves the house but this morning, he roused me from a deep slumber with this little nugget of wisdom:

"The Best Friend? Wake up. Listen -- if you hear a freight train, go the bathroom, lock the door and get in the tub, you hear me?"

If it was anyone else, anywhere else -- you could assume insanity or inebriation and you wouldn't be far off.

However since it was The Best Friend in Florida, it could only mean one thing:

Tornado watch.

Living in Florida is like living in some epic weather-based disaster movie. A couple of days ago, it was freezing and this today -- we might just see a spinach-toned woman riding a bicycle in mid-air.