They fell in love, didn't they?

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together.



Which gives me a great excuse to post this clip.

We were having a conversation about The Notebook at work and a majority of the ladies at the office would pick Lon Hammond Jr. (played by James Marsden) over Noah Calhoun (played by Ryan Gosling).

Dub tee eff?!

Yes, Hammond (played by James Marsden) is rich, charming and good-looking...



...but come on!

Noah built Allie her dream house! And he's a poet! And he looks like this!



In my world, love > money every time.

I guess that's why I'm marrying a writer who kisses me twenty times a day and sings to me instead of a CEO who's never home.

Saukrates - Money or Love

If it bleeds, it leads.....literally.

Ladies and gentlemen, just when you thought American journalism couldn't get any lower, X17 reports this.

Word of warning, not only is it NSFL (not safe for life), but it's truly disgusting. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I realize that there is a world of difference between The Washington Post and what these parasitic prats do, but we now live in a world where celebrity meltdowns are headline news. Both entities are reporters. One of them just has more dignity than the other.

Stuff like this makes me wonder why I went to j-school in the first place....

First, it was those little purse dogs and now, it's babies...

Did becoming pregnant just get easier or something? Was everyone's birth control replaced with Tic-Tacs? Is someone tainting the L.A. area supply of overpriced coffee drinks with fertility drugs? What the hell is going on?

Last night, my sister called me to break the news that Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney's 16-year-old sibling) was pregnant. I didn't believe it at first and said I had seen the same rumor reported by OK Magazine, but then, my sister responded with a sentence that got all my journalistic nerves tingling -- "It's on all the wires."


Jamie Lynn and her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge.

I was shocked until I realized that the Spears women excel at embodying that masochistic credo -- "Women. The only thing they're good for is making trouble, sandwiches and babies."

I guess we can expect a Very Special Episode of Zoey 101 sometime in the near future.

And then, this morning -- I hear how Lily Allen's expecting her first child.

Yazaccinos, people! We've talked about this!

An Open Letter To Lindsay Lohan:

Lilo:

I know we've never been particularly close. I've hated all of your movies except Mean Girls (and even then, I dug Lacey Chabert and Rachel McAdams over you), your party girl ethos seems pointless and shallow and I get the feeling that if we had gone to high school together, you would have been a huge bitch to me...until you wanted help on your English term paper.

But all that aside, I've gotta tell you -- girl, you are looking fierce here.



I love that dress and am thisclose to cheating on my fiance with those gorgeous boots you're rocking.

Give me the outfit or give me the name of a place where I can get the ludicrously cheap knock-off and I promise to be nicer next time you drunkenly stumble out of some club looking like something Amy Winehouse threw up.

Hugs and kisses!

Jaime xx

P.S. -- Can you introduce me to Ron Livingston?

An Open Letter To Britney's Handlers:

In response to news that Britney Spears may be pregnant again, I present a very simple concept:

+ ≠

Next time you're at Starbucks, order her a Grande three pump vanilla no fat no whip Yazacchino.

Humanity will thank you.

Well, Sinead O' Rebellion! Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior

Britney Spears Then:



Hot.

Britney Spears Now:




Bald.

Dub. Tee. Eff?

Exit the Federjerk,

Britney Spears files for divorce.

Shock and awe, y'all.

Federline seems like a leeching toolbag and booting him out was probably the best thing that Spears could have done, both professionally and personally.

Seriously, though -- divorce is always tough and it's an especially lousy situation when there are kids involved.

Hopefully, the divorce proceedings will be civil and neither party will resort to low blows and public embarrassment. They already suffered enough of that during every episode of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic [zing!]

For more info, check out Pink is the New Blog. If there's a better celebrity gossip site online, I haven't found it.