- Not being able to find employment. I'm an award-winning, published writer with excellent people skills. My resume may be meager, but what I lack in experience, I more than make up for in drive. I really need a job and I'm willing to do almost anything. Dear God, let someone hire me.
- Not being able to find an affordable apartment. I'd really like to live in a place that doesn't feature an orchestra of sirens and gunshots every night. I'd really like a bedroom that didn't also triple as my kitchen and living room. I'd really like a place Dan and I could call our own.
- Not being able to pay for a wedding. The Hard Rock's cheapest meal option is $100 a plate and they don't allow outside catering. $100 x approximately 100 guests = $10,000. Add to that alcohol, the location, flowers, a dress, a suit, invitations and a litany of other things I can't even begin to imagine right now. My wedding will cost more than my entire life up until this point.
Lord, beer me strength. Preferably PBR or Natty 'cause right now, that's all I can afford.
- Not being able to find an affordable apartment. I'd really like to live in a place that doesn't feature an orchestra of sirens and gunshots every night. I'd really like a bedroom that didn't also triple as my kitchen and living room. I'd really like a place Dan and I could call our own.
- Not being able to pay for a wedding. The Hard Rock's cheapest meal option is $100 a plate and they don't allow outside catering. $100 x approximately 100 guests = $10,000. Add to that alcohol, the location, flowers, a dress, a suit, invitations and a litany of other things I can't even begin to imagine right now. My wedding will cost more than my entire life up until this point.
Lord, beer me strength. Preferably PBR or Natty 'cause right now, that's all I can afford.
3 comments on "Things Making Me Nuts (in a bad way):"
Wow, weddings are expensive! Maybe give your guests a sandwich outside and have them smuggle 'em in via their pocketbooks?
I second numbers one and two.
Andrea: You know, at this point -- I'm seriously considering just ordering like, 30 pizzas and a keg...and then, I realize that's the Spencer Pratt Dream Wedding and there goes that idea.
Chelsea: Good luck with the job/apartment hunt! Hope you find a great job and a kick-ass place to live soon!
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