(After watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
The Boyfriend: Do you think that wizards use spells doing sex?
Me: What, like a summoning spell? Accio Orgasm?
The Boyfriend (while brandishing an imaginary wand): Clitoris!
Me: You know, I never realized just how much that word sounds like a spell....
The love of my life, ladies and gents. And hopefully the only time the word 'clitoris' will ever be featured on this blog.
I love how the Harry Potter franchise brings up the most disturbing conversations in my life. Before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows came out, my sister and I were discussing the 'Unforgivable Curses' and came up with an interesting quandary:
Would Accio Still-Beating Heart be considered an 'Unforgivable Curse'?
Something to think about...or not.
August 27, 2007
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