This is my cell phone on the floor of my bathroom.Why is it on the floor of my bathroom?
Because it started ringing while I was using the facilities and The Best Friend, in all his douchebaggery, sent it flying underneath the door and scared the piss out of me. Take that however you want.
In other news -- I am a little caramel icicle. You can tell it's really damn cold because I've forsaken my beloved flip-flops for boots.
I have no idea how I'm going to survive a week in Philly come March. If anyone's got any advice for me -- I'd really appreciate it. Thanks guys!
In other news -- I am a little caramel icicle. You can tell it's really damn cold because I've forsaken my beloved flip-flops for boots.
I have no idea how I'm going to survive a week in Philly come March. If anyone's got any advice for me -- I'd really appreciate it. Thanks guys!
1 comments on "Synonym for The Best Friend: Assbag."
iPhones weren't around in 06 so now you should be good. Use the speaker phone and white lie about opening a jar of pickles to mask what's really going on in the bathroom. David sideris talked about that. bobcnut@yahoo.com
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