[After losing at Mario Kart]
Jaime: No, no, no, no....Goddamn it!
Paul: What's the matter, little girl? Did you lose?
Jaime: Shut up!
Paul: What are you gonna do? Write about it in your journal, emo kid?
Jerry: Are you gonna blog about it?
Jaime: You guys are assholes.
[Upon discussing a pre-nup]
Jaime: So, if you cheat on me, I get all your DVDs.
Dan: All of them?
Jaime: Yep.
Dan: Alright, if you cheat on me -- your citizenship gets revoked.
In conclusion -- the people I love are assholes...and that's probably why I love them so much.
♫ Download Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones here.
Jaime: No, no, no, no....Goddamn it!
Paul: What's the matter, little girl? Did you lose?
Jaime: Shut up!
Paul: What are you gonna do? Write about it in your journal, emo kid?
Jerry: Are you gonna blog about it?
Jaime: You guys are assholes.
[Upon discussing a pre-nup]
Jaime: So, if you cheat on me, I get all your DVDs.
Dan: All of them?
Jaime: Yep.
Dan: Alright, if you cheat on me -- your citizenship gets revoked.
In conclusion -- the people I love are assholes...and that's probably why I love them so much.
♫ Download Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones here.
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