Me: Michael J. Fox needs to get in the Delorean, go back in time and bitchslap all these fuckholes who insist on shit-talking about issues they know nothing about.
The Best Friend: Wow....
Me: I have rage issues.
The Best Friend: Yeah...I kinda like that, though.
Sidebar: Does ovulation make me a sinner? I mean, I'm not getting knocked up every month, therefore destroying preciousbabies eggs, so is that like, onanism for women?
The Best Friend: Wow....
Me: I have rage issues.
The Best Friend: Yeah...I kinda like that, though.
Sidebar: Does ovulation make me a sinner? I mean, I'm not getting knocked up every month, therefore destroying precious
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