He would step across the line. Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper.

A lack of sleep and internet access leads to the following nonlinear nonsense:

Love this man. Love his music. Love his Volkswagen commercial. Love his sense of humor. Check out his blog. Check out the skit he did on Chappelle's Show. Pick up a copy of Continuum. The best part about Mayer is that a lot of people pigeonhole him as this sort of sensitive singer-songwriter, but he's actually a big-dick-swingin' bluesman at heart.

Speaking of Volkswagen commercials -- you can play this motherfucker in your car! Let me repeat that -- in your car! Mayer used the door as a freakin' whammy. The badassery of that is just mindblowing.

The Best Friend made us a logo:

I'm seriously thinking about having t-shirts made.

I need to arrange it so that my home smells like fresh-baked bread all the time. Short of installing an Italian bakery in the kitchen, I have no idea how to accomplish this. Yes, I could bake all the time, but that's just so obvious.

My sister saw Smashy driving a car on the Turnpike on her way down to El Dub. He was driving a goddamn car. Is there anything this dog can't do?! Granted, she was on serious meds from her kidney infection, but still...

This made me laugh for a good five minutes today. I have a thing for Lego humor. See?

And finally:

Dear Men:

Follow this. Get this. [Not guarenteed, but worth a shot, right?]

Love: Jaime xo