An Open Letter To SPF

Dear SPF:

Listen, I think it's awesome how to help prevent cancer in people and all, but when you sneak into my moisturizer? Yeah, that shit ain't cute.

My face is now itchy, red and angry in that Old Testament/Wrath of God kinda way.

I'll be spending the day being cripplingly self-conscious and hiding behind my bangs.

Thanks, asshole.

Love:

Jaime xx