Dear Jaime:
Welcome to the 21st century!
Your purchase of an iPod (eye-pod) will hopefully encourage you to go to the gym more often, provide you with countless hours of entertainment while you spend your life waiting (in lines, for transportation...) and hopefully, help you lower your blood pressure as it will provide an alternative to listening to Sean Hannity during your afternoon commute.
Enjoy your birthday present to yourself and have fun making those playlists (you might want to reconsider the one entitled, 'Watch For Flying Panties.' Invariably, someone's going to see that and then, you're going to have explain things like how Howlin' Wolf is a big ol' bastard who could take your woman and people will think you're on the drugs and you're not....unless caffeine is considered a drug, which I guess it technically is and...look, whatever. Just think about it, ok? Right).
Lots of Love:
Me xx
P.S. -- Way to defy convention by picking yellow over pink. Bet they didn't see that coming!
Welcome to the 21st century!
Your purchase of an iPod (eye-pod) will hopefully encourage you to go to the gym more often, provide you with countless hours of entertainment while you spend your life waiting (in lines, for transportation...) and hopefully, help you lower your blood pressure as it will provide an alternative to listening to Sean Hannity during your afternoon commute.
Enjoy your birthday present to yourself and have fun making those playlists (you might want to reconsider the one entitled, 'Watch For Flying Panties.' Invariably, someone's going to see that and then, you're going to have explain things like how Howlin' Wolf is a big ol' bastard who could take your woman and people will think you're on the drugs and you're not....unless caffeine is considered a drug, which I guess it technically is and...look, whatever. Just think about it, ok? Right).
Lots of Love:
Me xx
P.S. -- Way to defy convention by picking yellow over pink. Bet they didn't see that coming!
3 comments on "I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk."
ouu i like the yellow. I have the old school green one... like, it's the size of a deck of cards... :/ yeah.
I love those old school ones! They're so cute! :)
Damn girl, you hardly write often enough for me, and suddenly I check and there's like 5 entries! I'll need a minute or two to catch up. ;)
I miss you on LJ. Between that, the Space, facebook and here, there is nowhere for me to write where more than one or 2 people will even see it. I miss the feel of community. :(
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