Check out I Am Fuel, You Are Friends to get a dose of G. Love and Special Sauce. Smooth grooves, implementation of a harmonica and one of the best band names ever. You really can't ask for more. Download Hot Cookin' and Baby Got Sauce and then, head on over to check out Virginia Tech's Finest covering Milk and Cereal. Badassery at its finest.
Britney Spears is the reason RU-486 was invented. And here's the worst part -- she's someone's mother. Yeah. Think about that. So, call your mom. Call her right now and thank her for not being Britney Spears. Also, tell her you love her. Moms love that kind of stuff.
On a related note -- you know you're a bad mother when this goes down.
Stephen Colbert is totally my hero....but I'm still hopelessly devoted to Wikipedia. Knowledge is my porn. God, I'm such a nerd. Why are people friends with me?
If you're in the Orlando area, check out the House Blend Cafe. Delicious food, great prices and 100% of the net profits go to community restoration projects. Philanthrophy and full stomach? You can't go wrong.
I just got the nicest phone call from someone working for Charlie Crist. We talked about being English and unable to vote. See, this kind of telemarketing I can handle. However, when people start yelling at me about identity theft, that's when I start getting a little perturbed. Telemarketers -- be more like the guy from Oxford who called me. You'll get a lot further.
And to wrap this all up:
A conversation between my sister and I yesterday:
Sparky: Hilary Duff did Good Charlotte!
Jaime: The whole band?! Jesus, she went from virgin to whore in 0.3 seconds.
Sparky: I think it was just Joel.
Jaime: He's a very unfortunately looking man. What's up with him hanging out with The Game and Young Jeezy and stuff? He's not "with it." He's not "down."
Sparky: Oh, he's down. Down on Hilary Duff!
Jaime: Ugh...dude....
Britney Spears is the reason RU-486 was invented. And here's the worst part -- she's someone's mother. Yeah. Think about that. So, call your mom. Call her right now and thank her for not being Britney Spears. Also, tell her you love her. Moms love that kind of stuff.
On a related note -- you know you're a bad mother when this goes down.
Stephen Colbert is totally my hero....but I'm still hopelessly devoted to Wikipedia. Knowledge is my porn. God, I'm such a nerd. Why are people friends with me?
If you're in the Orlando area, check out the House Blend Cafe. Delicious food, great prices and 100% of the net profits go to community restoration projects. Philanthrophy and full stomach? You can't go wrong.
I just got the nicest phone call from someone working for Charlie Crist. We talked about being English and unable to vote. See, this kind of telemarketing I can handle. However, when people start yelling at me about identity theft, that's when I start getting a little perturbed. Telemarketers -- be more like the guy from Oxford who called me. You'll get a lot further.
And to wrap this all up:
A conversation between my sister and I yesterday:
Sparky: Hilary Duff did Good Charlotte!
Jaime: The whole band?! Jesus, she went from virgin to whore in 0.3 seconds.
Sparky: I think it was just Joel.
Jaime: He's a very unfortunately looking man. What's up with him hanging out with The Game and Young Jeezy and stuff? He's not "with it." He's not "down."
Sparky: Oh, he's down. Down on Hilary Duff!
Jaime: Ugh...dude....
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