My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch?

No. No. No. No. No. No. Goddamn, I hate Hollywood. I realize that casting Raven Simone in Adventures in Babysitting isn't like having Wilmer Valderrama playing Rick in Casablanca, but it's bothersome nevertheless. The original is fine -- the Playboy subplot, the Albert Collins cameo, the "Don't fuck with the babysitter" line. It's all good stuff and the last thing Disney needs to do is arse it all up with a second-generation Cosby Kid.

Nip/Tuck is quickly becoming one of my favorite shows on television. Yes, I realize that I am achingly behind the rest of the country, but I don't watch TV anymore. It's easier to rent the DVDs from Blockbuster and knock out an entire season during a weekend. The Best Friend and I just finished watching the first season and now, I'm anxiously awaiting the second. I hear it gets more and more bizarre from here on out. Life coaches, incest, infidelity and someone called The Carver. Can't wait.

The new last.fm looks amazing. If you don't have one, get one. Bon Jovi tells the day by the bottle that he drinks. Me? I just fire up the iTunes. That being the case:

Thank You! Come Again: Five Songs on Repeat

1. O Fortuna -- Mozart. Dramatic, bold and passionate. It stirs the blood and honestly, how many things actually do that?
2. I'll Be There For You -- Bon Jovi. Not only is this song the reason I don't hate Ashton Kutcher anymore, but I'm fairly certain that I'll fall in love with whoever sings it. No lie.
3. Luck Be A Lady -- Frank Sinatra. If he was still alive, he'd tell you to take off that stupid hat, pull up those damn pants and then, he'd sleep with your mother and pitch a tumbler of whiskey right in your face...and you'd love it 'cause Frank's the man.
4. I Can't Come Down -- Embrace. I've got a thing for pianos lately. This song is gorgeous and I have no idea how it ended up on my computer, but I'm so glad it did.
5. Still -- The Geto Boys. It makes me want to destroy a printer. "PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!"

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