September 29, 2008

A conversation between Mom and Myself

Posted by Miss Jaime at Monday, September 29, 2008
Mom: Oh, I talked to your cousin today.
Jaime: Yeah? How is he?
Mom: He's good, he's good. He lost his job.
Jaime: .....

Losing your job is good if:

+ You're a drug mule who shoves heroin-filled balloons up your ass.
+ You're an interspecies erotica artist.
+ You work on the set of an Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg movie.

My cousin works in finance.

Right....

5 comments on "A conversation between Mom and Myself"

So@24 on 11:08 PM said...

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Juicy on 2:09 PM said...

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Miss Jaime on 8:48 PM said...

So -- My mom has the tact of a bulldozer. It's pretty hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Hey, this is Lizzie, Sarika's friend. I lurk around your blog all the time like a creep, and I just wanted to let you know you're friggin' hilarious and an excellent writer.

That is all.

Miss Jaime on 5:18 PM said...

Hi Sarika's friend, Lizzie! Thanks for visiting and for all your sweet words! I'm glad someone appreciates the random inanity that is my life :)

 

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