Urge to kill... rising...

Two posts in one day? Just call me Blogging Molly. However, this was too big to ignore.

The tracklist for the Simpsons movie soundtrack was just announced and dear God, it's a Stampy-sized bowel movement.

1. "Can't Shine Like Me" - Lil' Romeo
2. "If You Let Me Go" - Jay-Z featuring Omarion
3. "So Emotional" - 1 Chance
4. "High Away from You" - Lifehouse
5. "I Don't Wanna Understand" - Jennifer Lopez featuring Three 6 Mafia
6. "I Believe You" - Lyfe Jennings
7. "The Way You Roll With Me" - T.I.
8. "Dancing Machine" - Maroon 5 featuring Lil' Flip
9. "Simpson" - Beanie Sigel featuring Jazze Pha
10. "Since You Get Off The Computer" - Fall Out Boy
11. "Back Again" - Kai featuring Akon
12. "I Will Kill You" - Panic! at the Disco
13. "You Gave My Heart" - Keyshia Cole featuring Ludacris
14. "The World Is Yours" - N.W.A.
15. "In the Rain" - Young Jeezy featuring Lil' Wayne
16. "Lockdown" - Joe Budden featuring The Game and Mike Jones
17. "Roll Tide" - Ja Rule featuring Lloyd and Nelly
18. "I'm Your Mama" - Chris Brown featuring Nas
19. "Go to Bed" - David Banner
20. "I Don't Wanna Your Stupid Of Me" - Ben Folds
21. "And Get Off The Porch" - Obie Trice featuring 50 Cent and Eminem

Walter Tango Foxtrot -- what the hell is going on here? I expected so much more from a show that has featured musical acts such as U2, Johnny Cash, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Ramones , The Who, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and the last three living Beatles.

The musical guestlist for The Simpsons is like backstage at the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame, so why is the soundtrack chock-full of flash-in-the-pan crap?

Lil' Romeo? Jennifer Lopez? Fucking Fall Out Boy?! I know their name is a Simpsons reference, but their music sucks and Pete Wentz is a toolbag. Isn't there a Dane Cook soundtrack these third-rate pop-punkers could appear on instead?

Sweet merciful crap, even The Simpsons Sing The Blues is better than this festering turd of a record. If the movie is anything like the soundtrack -- I'm just going to lose faith in the franchise all together.

To co-opt the words of the incomparable Jeff Albertson -- Worst. Soundtrack. Ever.