The Best Friend woke me up this morning at 6:45.
I don't have class on Friday, so usually he just comes in to say goodbye before he leaves the house but this morning, he roused me from a deep slumber with this little nugget of wisdom:
"The Best Friend? Wake up. Listen -- if you hear a freight train, go the bathroom, lock the door and get in the tub, you hear me?"
If it was anyone else, anywhere else -- you could assume insanity or inebriation and you wouldn't be far off.
However since it was The Best Friend in Florida, it could only mean one thing:
Tornado watch.
Living in Florida is like living in some epic weather-based disaster movie. A couple of days ago, it was freezing and this today -- we might just see a spinach-toned woman riding a bicycle in mid-air.
I don't have class on Friday, so usually he just comes in to say goodbye before he leaves the house but this morning, he roused me from a deep slumber with this little nugget of wisdom:
"The Best Friend? Wake up. Listen -- if you hear a freight train, go the bathroom, lock the door and get in the tub, you hear me?"
If it was anyone else, anywhere else -- you could assume insanity or inebriation and you wouldn't be far off.
However since it was The Best Friend in Florida, it could only mean one thing:
Tornado watch.
Living in Florida is like living in some epic weather-based disaster movie. A couple of days ago, it was freezing and this today -- we might just see a spinach-toned woman riding a bicycle in mid-air.
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