Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?!

390 copies.
65 emails.
250 envelopes.
Zero toner.
Zero paper.
Half a bottle of warm caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Half a serving of throughly mediocre cheese fries.
Two meetings.
Two meeting reschedules.
45 minutes to get home...in the rain.

If we're going by the numbers, today sucked.

This girl needs a silo-sized fruity margarita, a little G. Love and some Top Chef.

Hope you guys had a better day than I did!