The Best Friend: I was tricked into seeing that Twilight movie.
Jaime: What?! You saw Twilight?The Best Friend: I was tricked! They said it was a vampire movie!
(Jaime dissolves into a fit of giggles)The Best Friend: Vampires don't sparkle in sunlight!
Jaime: You saw Twilight, dude. Even I didn't see that movie!The Best Friend: I was tricked!
Jaime: Awww, honey. It's OK. You might notice that your body is going through a lot of changes right now and it's all perfectly natural. When you're ready, we'll go out and get you some tampons. Would you like that?The Best Friend: Fuck you.
Is it any wonder The Best Friend calls me, "such an asshole"?
That's hilarious!
ReplyDeletei hope that was jc =)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous (Kayla? Terri?) -- It TOTALLY was! He still hates me for it...but I figure if I can't torment the poor guy, who can?? :)
ReplyDeleteThat definitely wasn't me before, but that is hilarious. No wonder he's been acting... strange lately. :)
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