Sweet beautiful drunk talk

I've got this odd habit of talking while I'm asleep. Random, disconnected flotsam that springs up apropos of nothing.

I'll be fast asleep and all of sudden, I'll find myself in a middle of a conversation.

At first, Dan was a little weirded out by it, but now, he finds it hilarious and has taken to seeing how far he can wind me up before I actually wake up.

Some gems from the past couple of months:

- "But you know, Rolling Stone magazine has never given Krusty the Clown a fair shake..."

Jaime: The ad campaign isn't very good....
Dan: What? What ad campaign?
[I wake up all of a sudden]
Jaime: Ad campaign? What the hell are you talking about?
[Dan looks bemused...again]

Jaime: Do you think the Batdance will be in the new movie?
Dan: Huh? Oh. Well, what do you think?
Jaime: I think it would be interesting but I can't see Christian Bale doing it.
[Dan starts laughing and I wake up with a start]
Jaime: Huh?! What? Why are you laughing?

Talking while I'm asleep. I always knew that characterization of me as Little Miss Chatterbox was spot-on.